obliviate
Welcome to Hell
some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
-C.S.Lewis

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

unclefather:

gay marriage isn’t legal in all 50 states but lady gaga can marry the night? fuck her and her robot ass

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

poopflow:

What would jesus do? im almost 100% sure he would reblog my selfie 

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

"but men get raped too-"

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via booooost)

beyonco:

this is the only picture on my phone

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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